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"It has programmes. It has Fit And Fearless, a sort of Most Haunted knock-off in which three “babes” strip to their underwear and run around spooky old buildings, squealing with fright. It largely consists of night-vision camera footage, and looks like a bit like a Carry On film shot from the point of view of the Predator. Presumably you’re meant to masturbate while watching, although actually doing so would make you a terrifying psychopath."

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